2008

alice. i tell her about my freind Oles part I

Human: hey, are you busy?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. I am just doing my job.
Human: do you mean has?
ALICE: That question I do not yet come to mind.
Human: i dont speak German
ALICE: Me either.
Human: do you speak italian?
ALICE: Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
ALICE: Put it in God's hands.
Human: why are oyu cynical way?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what is reductionalism?
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: i asked what is reductionalism?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: sorry, i was impessed with reductionalism
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where were you impessed with reductionism?
Human: but its not only reductionalism!
ALICE: Umm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". reductionism is a reductionism. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: why do u always answer on what i write?
ALICE: I don't always answer on what you write.
Human: you do
ALICE: When do I do it?
Human: right now you do it
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: maybe you have not memmory?
ALICE: Perhaps. I think I have memmory, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: is he being mean with you?
ALICE: I think he is being mean with me. Why don't you ask him?
Human: give me his email or phone number!
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: listen, you dont need to answer everything.
ALICE: I am listening to you. Do humans need to do it?
Human: i will tell you about my friend
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about your friend.
Human: anyway, his name is Oles
ALICE: he is not someone I know.
Human: and when he does not whant to chat he just say me hello and go offine
ALICE: And then what happened?
Human: nohing, i don't get offended, you know.
ALICE: No I don't know. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
its okey, I might talk to you just like Jack Nicholson in "Shining" whith the barman
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Human: I might talk to you just like Jack Nicholson in "Shining" whith the barman
ALICE: Perhaps. OK see you later.
okey i think you understand now.
ALICE: Oh. What do you really want to ask me?
Human: bye!!!!
ALICE: See you later!
Human: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.