Small Clear Bubble On Inside Of Mouth

another_drink @ 2009-02-23T14:23:00

-Як ти почуваешся?
- Як валіза з рапірами для фехтування, яку забув Holden in the New York subway because the subway all the time had to break away and run to look at the map to not miss that tryklyatu station.

Read Letter To Penthouse Online

another_drink @ 2008-12-19T12:56:00

Federica: What do you mean when you say "bughi"? The "wholes"?
Me:Yes I mean the wholes. What does it mean in italian language?
Federica: There is no word "bughi" in italian language. There is "buchi" ("ch" is read like "k")
Me: Okey, When i say "bughi" i mean "buchi"
Federica: Well, i already guessed

Columbus's Ship Parts

нє, ну це ж треба додуматися.....

"У МАЛЕНЬКИХ ДЕТОК ПРЕЛЕСТНЫЕ НОЖКИ "

Хоаким Бей" хаос и анархия "

Pravastatin Genital Problems

alice. i tell her about my freind Oles part I

Human: hey, are you busy?
ALICE: You've got my full attention. I am just doing my job.
Human: do you mean has?
ALICE: That question I do not yet come to mind.
Human: i dont speak German
ALICE: Me either.
Human: do you speak italian?
ALICE: Yo no parlo l'Italiano.
ALICE: Put it in God's hands.
Human: why are oyu cynical way?
ALICE: Reductionism.
Human: what is reductionalism?
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: i asked what is reductionalism?
ALICE: Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain
Human: fuck
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
Human: sorry, i was impessed with reductionalism
ALICE: There is no need to apologize. Where were you impessed with reductionism?
Human: but its not only reductionalism!
ALICE: Umm. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". reductionism is a reductionism. I suppose that makes sense.
Human: why do u always answer on what i write?
ALICE: I don't always answer on what you write.
Human: you do
ALICE: When do I do it?
Human: right now you do it
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Human: maybe you have not memmory?
ALICE: Perhaps. I think I have memmory, but Dr. Richard S. Wallace may have reset my memory.
Human: is he being mean with you?
ALICE: I think he is being mean with me. Why don't you ask him?
Human: give me his email or phone number!
ALICE: Try sending mail to drwallace@alicebot.org.
Human: listen, you dont need to answer everything.
ALICE: I am listening to you. Do humans need to do it?
Human: i will tell you about my friend
ALICE: Oh yeah, we were talking about your friend.
Human: anyway, his name is Oles
ALICE: he is not someone I know.
Human: and when he does not whant to chat he just say me hello and go offine
ALICE: And then what happened?
Human: nohing, i don't get offended, you know.
ALICE: No I don't know. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
its okey, I might talk to you just like Jack Nicholson in "Shining" whith the barman
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Are you sure it is?
Human: I might talk to you just like Jack Nicholson in "Shining" whith the barman
ALICE: Perhaps. OK see you later.
okey i think you understand now.
ALICE: Oh. What do you really want to ask me?
Human: bye!!!!
ALICE: See you later!
Human: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.